{"id":2277,"date":"2017-11-22T08:21:47","date_gmt":"2017-11-22T08:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.foreo.com\/mysa\/?p=2277"},"modified":"2022-03-02T08:22:18","modified_gmt":"2022-03-02T08:22:18","slug":"cuffing-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foreo.com\/mysa\/cuffing-season\/","title":{"rendered":"Cuffing is for Suckers"},"content":{"rendered":"
News flash: You CAN survive winter without a significant other.<\/span><\/p>\n For those unfamiliar with the term, \u2018cuffing season\u2019 refers to the time between November and March during which otherwise single people dive head-first into relationships in an attempt to avoid spending any time alone.<\/span><\/p>\n Though settling down for a long winter\u2019s nap solo may not sound as appealing as the alternative, we\u2019re here to make a case against cuffing. Here are the reasons to avoid it at all costs:<\/span><\/p>\n Do you realize how much free time you have when you don\u2019t have to pretend to be interested in someone else\u2019s life? Skip cuffing season and spend your winter nights focusing on what\u2019s really important: Y-O-U. <\/span>Learn how to meditate<\/span><\/a>, wine and dine yourself, get around to that book you\u2019ve been meaning to read for the past 3 years. Plus – sole ownership of the remote. Need I say more?<\/span><\/p>\n Speaking of TV, the best of it happens to debut right smack in the middle of cuffing season. Now, it\u2019s possible you\u2019ll find someone with the exact same tastes as you but chances are you\u2019re going to have to make room in your schedule for <\/span>another <\/span><\/i>season of <\/span>The Walking Dead <\/span><\/i>when you\u2019d rather binge <\/span>The Crown<\/span><\/i>. <\/span><\/p>\n Any relationship that is born out of a panicked state of desperation probably won\u2019t be smooth sailing. One minute you\u2019re enjoying finally having a steady date to all those holiday parties, and the next you\u2019re scream-crying in the backseat of an Uber. Save the drama for your mama (not really…be nice to your mom!) and just say no to cuffing.<\/span><\/p>\n Idealized snuggles actually mean losing your blanket in the middle of the night. Also, shower sex sucks and whoever says otherwise is a filthy (and shivering) liar. <\/span><\/p>\n You\u2019d think having a partner means twice the Thanksgiving dinners (aka double turkey) but what you\u2019ll <\/span>actually<\/span><\/i> get in a new relationship is extreme anxiety over meeting your partner\u2019s parents and when to interrupt their racist aunt\u2019s tirade to ask for more pumpkin pie. Hard pass. <\/span><\/p>\nLess \u2018Me Time\u2019<\/b><\/h2>\n
SHOW-down<\/b><\/h2>\n
D-R-A-M-A<\/b><\/h2>\n
Personal Space<\/b><\/h2>\n
Turkey Jerk-y<\/b><\/h2>\n
Cuffing Season = Holiday Season = Buying Gifts for Other People<\/b><\/h2>\n