{"id":2980,"date":"2018-02-08T03:31:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-08T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.foreo.com\/mysa\/?p=2980"},"modified":"2022-03-02T08:19:37","modified_gmt":"2022-03-02T08:19:37","slug":"10-valentines-day-date-ideas-ranked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foreo.com\/mysa\/10-valentines-day-date-ideas-ranked\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Valentine\u2019s Day Date Ideas, Ranked"},"content":{"rendered":"
Not all dates are created equal.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n From low-key romance to no chill shenanigans, here are the best and worst romantic date ideas for Valentine\u2019s Day.<\/span><\/p>\n You can\u2019t let your recently divorced father spend Valentine\u2019s Day alone! He\u2019s in a very vulnerable state. So, invite him to be the third wheel \u2013 we\u2019re sure your date won\u2019t mind. Dear old Dad can cry into his fourth Cosmo while you two enjoy the prix fixe menu built for 2.<\/span><\/p>\n You might be picturing that scene from <\/span>Ghost<\/span><\/i>, but you\u2019re both fiercely competitive and will end up wishing you could just get high in the kiln room with the teacher.<\/span><\/p>\n Home shopping <\/span>and <\/span><\/i>a romantic Valentine\u2019s Day date? Two birds, one moderately-priced decorative stone. Nonchalantly pressure your S.O. into finally moving in together (<\/span>\u201cThis bedding set is SO us!\u201d<\/span><\/i>), then seal the deal with some Swedish meatballs.<\/span><\/p>\n Why pay for some tiny, overpriced meal when you can get the same thing for free from the dumpster behind the restaurant? Added bonus: your date will think you\u2019re uber-environmentally conscious.<\/span><\/p>\n Favorite massage place already booked up? No worries. Grip each other\u2019s hand while a complete stranger rips your body hair out by the root and inflicts pain upon your tender flesh. Excellent bonding experience. Plus, it will save you from having to shave his back for a few weeks.<\/span><\/p>\n VALENTINE\u2019S DAY IS A FAKE HOLIDAY INVENTED BY GREEDY CAPITALIST PIGS HELL-BENT ON EXPLOITING THE SANCTITY OF LOVE FOR THE ALL-MIGHTY DOLLAR. And, sweatpants are awesome.<\/span><\/p>\n10. Triple Date With Your Single Parent<\/b><\/h4>\n
9. Pottery Class<\/b><\/h4>\n
8. IKEA<\/b><\/h4>\n
7. Dumpster Diving<\/b><\/h4>\n
6. Couples\u2019 Wax<\/b><\/h4>\n
5. Do Nothing At All<\/b><\/h4>\n
4. Romantic Getaway<\/b><\/h4>\n