{"id":61,"date":"2015-10-01T07:48:02","date_gmt":"2015-10-01T07:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.foreo.com\/mysa\/?p=61"},"modified":"2023-11-08T16:12:24","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T15:12:24","slug":"5-reasons-wear-unsexy-halloween-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foreo.com\/mysa\/5-reasons-wear-unsexy-halloween-costume\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Reasons to Wear an Unsexy Halloween Costume"},"content":{"rendered":"
Turn heads with these awesomely unsexy costumes<\/p>\n
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Halloween is often a time to unleash that sexy kitten normally hidden under the comforting layers of fall. The sexy Halloween costume has its effect, but here are some definite pluses to the unsexy costume…<\/p>\n
My journey into the unsexy started my freshman year of college. Finding a particularly fine men\u2019s (there was no women\u2019s version) cow costume online, I decided that dressing as a barn animal could be fun. The cow became my staple, my calling card, my opus magnum. Post graduation, the obsession continued: I donned a turkey costume one year, a lobster (the most imperial of crustaceans) the next.<\/p>\n
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Freshman year of college, everyone is a bit more judgmental. In a room full of sexy kittens, belly dancers, and Jasmine princesses, I stuck out among the hot Halloween costumes, cow fabric sagging from my petite frame (maybe someday they\u2019ll make cow costumes for women – a girl can dream). I can still picture a girl at a house party trying to pass me on the stairs, clutching her red cup tightly to her side, eyes bulging and mouth open, her look laden with terror and disgust, unable to understand the tiny bovine headed her way. This is a life lesson: some people will never understand you and that\u2019s okay.<\/p>\n
Enjoy the night with your friends. Don\u2019t worry about creepy dudes hitting on you. Just be yourself and have a good time.<\/p>\n
Despite the bold black and white print, the costume made me quite invisible to lurkers. One white thigh-exposing, short-shorted gym teacher who joined my sexy kitty friend and I on the couch put his arms around us both and promptly turned in her direction.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow do you guys know each other?\u201d he asked.
\n\u201cShe feeds me,\u201d She smiled pointing over to me, twitching her whiskers.
\n\u201cI\u2019m quite popular around barn cats,\u201d I explained, but he had already turned back to start a new topic with my feline friend.<\/p>\n
That was easy<\/em>, I told myself. Sometimes you don\u2019t want to flirt with anyone; you only want to hang out with your friends. The unsexy costume allows just that.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n There is a reason you put sweaters on in the fall. There\u2019s a reason hula girls don\u2019t wear sweaters. The unsexy costume is an excellent excuse to wear more. The closer to Snuggie fabric, the closer to greatness. What else would you want to wear to a fall party?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n As the out-of-the-box thinker of the party, everyone wants to take pictures with you, meaning you\u2019ll always have great photos from the night. I always find getting really into your character builds comedic appeal. It\u2019s Halloween – this is serious funny business.<\/p>\n Sporting the unsexy costume is like waving a huge flag that says, \u201cYou get me?\u201d Anyone who enjoys your costume will probably make good friend material.<\/p>\n <\/p>\nYou Are Actually Comfortable<\/h2>\n
You Have Great Pictures<\/h2>\n
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Make New Friends<\/h2>\n