The Future is Bright Light
Lovers of beauty across the universe have been dying to get our greedy, little, manicured fingers on FOREO’s high-tech beauty marvel – the UFO smart mask device.
But, you may be asking, how is that a mask? I don’t see any suction-packed packaging from which I must ever-so-carefully remove a fragile sheet mask to avoid mangling it into a hundred soggy pieces.
Well, there is an actual mask (seven varieties, actually). But it’s futuristically small—not much bigger than a cotton pad—and you snap it onto the UFO. Then after downloading the FOREO app (on Google play or App Store), you scan the mask’s barcode and let the clever alien disc heat up, cool down, light wave you into bliss and massage your face while you sweep the UFO over your forehead, cheeks and chin for two minutes. Yup, two minutes. Some masks finish their thing in ninety seconds.
As for the rest of this article, we’re going to dive into the huge benes of light therapy (because, come on, UFOs are way more about light than facials, right?)
When red LED light infuses a cell, that cell is spurred by the light to gather more blood, oxygen and nutrients than it usually does. What naturally results is detoxification, cellular repair and growth. Over time—about three months of regular LED treatment—your increase in the health and number of your collagen cells and fibroplasts will plump up your skin to reduce fine lines, wrinkles and the dreaded facial sagginess. And that’s not exaggeration, kids, that’s friggin’ science.
Benefits of green LED light include (sparing you the scientific deets): lightening dark circles beneath the eyes, soothing sunburned skin, evening out your overall skin tone and boosting your skin’s natural glow. If this sounds like your (space) jam, choose the Glow Addict mask from FOREO’s collection.
Blue LED sweeps over your face to go where no man has gone before—deep into your oil glands to hunt down and kill the acne-causing bacteria that hides there. This is so effective that dermatologists have been using blue LED to help their patients for years. As an added bonus, when blue LED is mixed with heat (as in the UFO’s thermo-therapy mode), the combination shrinks oil glands. If you’re feeling the blue, opt for FOREO’s Matte Maniac mask.
More to come in further articles, but for now, I’ve got five more FOREO masks to try.
An avid laugher, Vince is focused on his full-body cachinnation technique—knees bent, shoulders thrown back, spine arched, face tilting to heaven and mouth agape, shrieking with mirth while every bone, muscle and tendon convulses with hilarity.